MUMBLINGS

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,""Thou shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

ZERO GRAVITY

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball point pens would not work in zero gravity.  To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion dollars developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 degrees  centigrade.  The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

OUR CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about a Constitution for Iraq, Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and heck, we're not using it.

(shared by Bob Palucki)