"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," The little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious, "What trick is that?" she asked.
I heard him tell mommy that he
would climb the walls if you came to visit," the little boy answered. _____________________________________________________________________________
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mon smiled and then replied... "I
"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know
Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I
think I just wet my pants."
Grandma answered, "39 and holding."
Johnny thought for a moment, and
then said, "And how old would you be if you
However, while working as a
student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman
After a chat about the rules being
rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the
"I don't know," he said. "She's
still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her